Mario Demotivational Poster
BLACK MARIO GANG - Bowser stole our ho so we gonna cap his ass
REFLEXES - Yesterday I instinctively swerved to miss a banana peel in the road Damn Mario Kart.
STORIES - There is always another side to them.
1-UPS - even mario needs a little life in his pipe
HEY - I got what you want
THE TRUTH - When you know it It spoils the magic
100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!
SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it
SUPER MARIO BROS. - This single photo alone is waaay better than the whole live action movie
SUPER MARIO DEALER - I always knew those brothers were up to no good
SEGA AND NINTENDO WOULDN'T BE HAPPY OF THIS -
PRIORITIES - These men have them.
SUPER MARIO BROS -
SUPER MARIO - Teaching Kids About Drugs Since 1985
DRUGS AND NINTENDO - They go together amazingly well. It's all about avoiding bad mushrooms.
MARIO & D.K. - At a hundred dollars a barrel, they finally agreed it was just too damn much
SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!
NOT EPIC - should have been vs kyogre
ART - It won't get you laid, but it will get you an honorable mention on the internet.
WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional
WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?
ESCAPISM - When life hands you lemons, give them back and ask for mushrooms.
M.U.G.E.N. - Where 'Copyright' does not exist Bitch!
EDIBLE MUSHROOMS - Go ahead try it.... Mario seems fine
NOT-SO SUPER MARIO BROTHERS - After being apprehended by the LAPD after a particularly rough night out, Mario and Luigi, battered, bruised, contemplate what went wrong with their lives.
MARIO - He's not just a game, he's a fasion statement!
REVENGE - for all those years of donkey punches
WOO HOO OR DAMN IT? - It's a love/hate relationship in racing with this thing.
THE WORST PEOPLE - are those that think they are the greatest thing in the world. after all how could they be, I am
CHILD SUPPORT - Even in the Mushroom Kingdom, it's a pain in the moustache.
L.S.D. - It Makes You Believe Radishes Are Weapons
MARIO - he often wondered what other jobs would be like
TOAD - Always knew there was something about him.
SUPER MARIO GALAXY - Seems harmless doesn't it. Now read the starred letters.
BULLET BILL - Shuffling Mario from this Mortal Coil for Nearly Twenty Years Now...
THE GAME - You just lost it.
LIFE - imitates art
SUPER SHROOMS - They make you feel like a bigger man.
KARATE MARIO -
MARIO - On shrooms since 1985
CHRIS CROCKER - He should've been in Brawl.
MARIO - I THINK WE FOUND HIM!!!
MUSHROOM KINGDOM - 9 out of 10 citizens are planning your demise
MARIO - 30 years and has never tapped that
REGGIE FILS-AIME - He will kick your ass
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - But no! It will not increase your size
INTERNET RULE #63 - Oh, I like this rule... If the game was like this, I'd never leave the house!!
HE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN BRAWL - so we could kick his ass
CRAWLING AMONG HER PUBIC HAIR!!!?? - Did Nintendo seriously ask me to do that??
6 PACK - What Were You Expecting You Perv
RUMOUR HAS IT - that Jesus would go to Yoshis house
I HATE PEOPLE - That are redundant and repeat themselves
MCDONALDS AND MARIO - Epic.
If you don't recognize this -
AIRMAN - He's now reached Cult status.
SUPER MARIO BROS. WII - Multiplayer mode AKA Impending Domestic Violence Mode AKA Divorce Mode
WHAT!?! - THIS IS THE 50TH TIME!?!
MARIO - more poular than george bush
CLOSET SPACE - Let's see... I think I'll wear my racoon suit today...
SONIC VS MARIO - NO COMPETITION
MARIO - An Italian plumber was at the forefront of the samurai revolution in feudal Japan.
COPYRIGHT ISSUE - Sometimes a very though battle!
AND SO - The evil Bowser was slain by the heroic Mario and he and his Princess lived happily ever after.
War Games -
How dare they play a game -
warning signs -
Identity stealing is not a joke! -